Episode 23 – Sexmas Advent Calendar



It’s almost the holidays and what better way to celebrate than to get your loved one a sex toy! Join us for part 1 of this magical hypothetical advent calendar filled with so much silicone, Pam Anderson would be jealous. Check out the show notes to follow this tantalizingly visual quest!


Episode 21 – The Sensuous Woman Pt 2



Annnd we’re back with Part 2 to Ways to become a Sensuous Woman! Join us on an erotic journey to the 1960s, In this episode, Jamie and I talk about diddling yourself, and how to use grocery store products creatively.


Episode 20 – The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman AKA how to please your man so he won’t leave you



This week, Jamie and I enter the self-help, non-fiction genre with 1969’s “The Way to Become a Sensuous Woman” by J. This is a book about sex and how women should enjoy it to keep their man (who is so simple-minded, he’s akin to a caveman). This book is as liberated as house arrest. It’s dated, and probably should be in a museum.

Apparently, it came in record form too (dear lord save me from this hell)

Hope you enjoy!


Episode 19 – The Pale Stranger



If you’d like to read along: http://a.co/3jkvdoa 

Well, what can one say about a prequel that features a billionaire pale man that may or may not be a vampire and a woman so mind-numbingly saucy it’s like accidentally touching yourself with a ghost pepper? Well, I guess I said it. Mac Flynn does a hell of a job convincing us the main male character isn’t in fact, a 13-year-old boy in a 30-year-old’s vampire body and the main woman isn’t the female version of that shit Ryan Reynolds and Ben Kingsley movie Self/Less. Anyways, enjoy.


Episode 18 – Colors of Lust AKA learning the difference between sex drugs



 By far, my absolute favorite sex story cover of all time. Was I drawn to it because it looked horrible? Yes. Did the contents of this book make me snort with laughter? Yes.

This book is 35ish pages of unadulterated (ha- get it…) fun.

 


Episode 17 – Sheltered (or how a gritty Grease would play out if Sandy decided not to change)



We’re back with a new episode of SSR! This week, I (Em), have a cold and we talked about Charlotte Stein’s Sheltered. Check out our episode if you like 1) terrible singing, 2) fruit analogies, 3) showtunes. Join us if you also like existential questions about what you call a man’s juicy butt and dreaming vs. daydreaming vs. nightdreaming? Okay, maybe too many meds… bed now. Thoroughly enjoyed this book. Let us know what y’all think!

Check out Charlotte at http://charlottestein.net/

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Episode 16 – Protecting our Virgin (featuring some horrible accents)



 This week, Jamie and I tackle “Protecting our Virgin” by Charlie Hart.

Summary: Chloe is left stranded in Jamaica after her boyfriend of four weeks kicks her out of their hotel room for refusing to give up her virginity to him. He also grabs her passport from her purse and starts to shred it. Alone with no identification, she’s found and protected by four sexy thrill-seekers.

This story is filled to the brim (much like Chloe herself) with unbelievably realistic scenarios about what a virgin would do in the presence of four guys (sarcasm). It’s also filled with my terrible Italian accent, and too many references to spicy meatballs, and cannolis.


Episode 15 – Uhm…. A SUPER Sexy Doctor Romance



We will wait for you to figure out what ridiculous things the lovely Max Monroe has written about now. Yes, it’s a series, and yes it is in the same universe as “Tapping the Billionaire” but it now features hunky doctors! Woot woot!

And yes, my Valley Girl voice IS annoying and I will never do it again!